Friends, do you dream of going to sleep fat and waking up thin? Now your dreams can become reality. Two tablets of Thindreme before bed will melt the pounds away as you sleep! The more you sleep the thinner you will get. This new miracle compound acts upon the metabolism of your slumbering body and converts fat cells using the principle of Dynamic Caloric Extrapolation. By extrapolating your excess calories through rapid eye movement sleep, the more you dream, the more weight you lose! All this, for an affordable $49.95 per two day supply. Within a week you can emerge a brand new person, thin, sexy, appealing, without any effort on your part whatsoever. Forget about diet, exercise, lifestyle, or any of those difficult, often futile exertions of will power. Thindreme does it for you! Now, literally, you can be the man or woman of your dreams!” * *Thindreme (oxymastazoic phenylbeneficine hydrochloride) can produce side effects in a tiny minority of users, including blurred vision, stuttered speech, nausea, excess ear wax, demonic visions, spastic extremeties, impotence, frigidity, memory loss, exrtreme body odor, blurted expletives, colorful flatulence, Fixed Eye Syndrome, increased hair growth on the lower back, muscle cramp, constipation, diarrhea, logorrhea, Recalcitrant Plebny, and black facial warts. If dreaming does not occur, or cannot be remembered, possible weight gain is indicated. A Product of ExCon Industries